$ ansible-playbook deploy-happiness.yml
PLAY [Deploy Infrastructure Joy] ***
TASK [Automating all the things] ... â–ˆ
PLAY [Deploy Infrastructure Joy] ***
TASK [Automating all the things] ... â–ˆ
4,799
Lines of YAML
52%
Automation Level
∞
Coffee Consumed
0
Manual Deployments
🚀 Current Mission
Migrating websites from expensive VPS hosting to cost-effective internal infrastructure.
./deploy-site-full.sh sites/your-site.yml --commit
Saving €300/month, one playbook at a time!
🔧 Infrastructure Stack
Building reliable hosting with:
- ✓ HAProxy Load Balancer
- ✓ Apache + PHP-FPM (7.4 - 8.3)
- ✓ MariaDB in Docker
- ✓ Let's Encrypt SSL
- ✓ Ansible Automation
📊 Server Status
All systems operational!
mars.coffeesprout.cloud: ✅ Online
deimos.coffeesprout.cloud: ✅ Ready
phobos.coffeesprout.cloud: ✅ Standing by
lb-wsdc1: ✅ Load balancing
deimos.coffeesprout.cloud: ✅ Ready
phobos.coffeesprout.cloud: ✅ Standing by
lb-wsdc1: ✅ Load balancing
🎯 Philosophy
"Why do it manually when you can automate it?"
Every task automated is more time for improving infrastructure and helping developers deploy with confidence.
System Information
PHP Version: 8.3.21
Server: Apache/2.4.66 (Debian)
Deployment Date: 2026-01-20 18:05:28
Ansible Vault: Enabled ✓
SSL Certificate: Valid ✓